As we all know, Lindsay Lohan is on a bit of a trainwreck streak right now, and has been for the last however many years. Last week there was PANIC when she was discovered unconscious in her hotel room. (Don't worry, it was just "exhaustion".)(How come only celebs get "exhaustion"? You never hear about the woman over the road having to check into hospital for a night because she's suffering from "exhaustion".)(Wouldn't it be more fun if they were honest? "Sorry, such-and-such-celeb was caning it last night and went a bit too hard on the cocaine, but she'll probs be alright after she gets this IV put in." See? How much better is that?)
Anyway...while I was stalking Twitter this girl I follow tweeted: "Nooo if Lindsay Lohan dies my childhood dies #parenttrap", (or something along those lines.)
But I was thinking about this while I was doing the washing up the other day, thinking "Forget about Parent Trap, what about Mean Girls? That's her trademark film, really. Or it's the film I think of when I think of LiLo...imagine if every time I watched it I had to think about her being dead, that wouldn't be cool. And it would be weird, because Heather Number One [Kim Walker from Heathers] is dead, too. So Alicia Silverstone should really watch out, because someone from Clueless -
After all, Torrance did drop the spirit stick.*
*I've always felt that Bring It On is unfairly left out. "You are being a cheertator, Torrance, and a pain in my ass!"
And why yes, I did just learn how to put gifs in Blogger, because they were beyond necessary for this post...you're welcome!